Thursday, March 1, 2012

Liberals Are Just Bitter

Yes, we are just so bitter over the fact that we're, in the words of one Blogging Tory, "... not even a shadow of the "Natural Governing Party" of [our] glory years."

After all, this robocall stuff is all probably just one lone wolf up in Thunder Bay or whatever that affected one riding, and we're making a mountain out of a molehill. Clearly.

Furthermore, according to everyone's favourite conservative pundits, Ezra Levant and Michael Coren, this is just politics, you know. Dirty tricks happen, you know, why is the Opposition so angry!?

Just listen to this clip from Coren.

Yes Michael, it's not a real issue at all. It's just someone committing fraud. Just as you said, voters who were too stupid, old, or handicapped were the only ones that this affected. Silly Liberals, you still won that riding! Don't be so bitter just because Reformers kicked your ass!

Yep, our bitterness is the only reason we're pursuing this. Not the fact that Canadians were lied to, that the tactics are the lowest of the low, or that the Conservatives have an effin' history of this - to the point where the watchdog of this industry is coming down on a Conservative-affiliated firm for lying about Irwin Cotler's status last year.

No, there's no reason to suspect the Conservatives.

We're just bitter, that's all.

1 comment:

  1. my favorite tory retort 'voters have a responsibility to inform themselves about where and how to vote'