Friday, September 24, 2010
Yeah, you're cool
So cool that you have to hang around fading stars in order to get a little poll bump.
So confident in yourselves that you spend taxpayer's money on promotional signs based on changing doorknobs.
So suave that your leader changes his opinion from one of support, to one of opposition, then attacks anyone for flipping their position on the very same thing.
So in tune with the issues that you threaten gun safety programs, attack gays and lesbians, women, ignore pressing environmental concerns, and set up prisons for crimes that don't even exist - things youth totally don't care about.
Hell, you're so damn cool, some of your party's most enthusiastic youth supporters are people who would rather rewrite Canadian history than respect it.
Don't even get me started on your youth wing - oh, you don't have one.
Yes, Conservatives - you're cool.
Picture via CalgaryGrit.